Words of Advice

I just wanted to point out the wonderful advice I’ve gotten threw out my life.

 Doesn't matter if you don't like any of the candidates to vote on, just choose the best because no matter what, it's always going to be between a giant dush and a terd sandwich. -South Park.

You can marry for love and you can marry for money, but always marry for the love of money. -Gus Mangus (my dad). I didn't follow this advice. 

You really got to lose your conscious. -An ex-boyfriend who I wouldn't let past second base. There is a reason why he is my ex-boyfriend.

To make friends all you need to do is let them talk about themselves as much as possible. -Gus Mangus. Surprisingly this has worked well for me.

Read the instructions. -My husband. I did read the instructions but nowhere does it say take the cardboard off the bottom of the pizza. 

You should pray about that. -From almost every female I know. 

Men are simple they want dinner when they are hungry and action in the bed. -Dr. Laura

The gas is on the right and the break is on the left. -My dad after crashing into a tree with a golf cart.

A Luxury once tasted becomes a necessity. -My dad. This is definitely true, I cannot live without my big screen T.V. , D.V.R., computer, internet, my cell phone and much more, I am spoiled.

If you don't stop that right now I'm going to hurt you. -My little sister, Alecia. I didn't stop so she punched me as hard as she could in the stomach. I don't mess with her anymore.

When changing a baby boy's diaper always face away from for his penis. -My mother in-law after getting caught in the line of fire 4 to 5 times and it wasn't just pee.

 If you have any great advice please tell me about it. I’m curious to hear what advice you got growing up.