Dreams: The Good, The Bad and The Naughty

This is really an embarrassing thing for me to write about. So then why am I writing about it?? My wonderfully convincing sister said I had to. Well I guess here it goes....

 The Good: If you know me at all you know that my favorite singer is Gary Allan, but I do not find him attractive at all until the great dream I had about him the other night. Now I have placed him of my top 5 list of the men I'm allowed to make-out with if the opportunity arrives. Yes, my husband has his list to. This dream starts out with me at his concert. I'm standing in the very front screaming like an over obsessed fan. Gary hands me a backstage pass, I know what this means and I'm excited. I go backstage and when he gets off stage he invites me to his trailer. By this time I'm thinking things are looking good. I go to his trailer and just as he's about to kiss me I stop him and say "I have dreamt of this day forever and as much as I would love to kiss you, make-out with you, (ext. ext.) I can't I'm married and I have a baby and I love them so much and would never want to hurt them." Then I walked out the door. 

I woke up after that happy knowing how much my family means to me that I would never want to hurt them but also a little upset because I didn't kiss the guy. 

 The Bad: In this dream Alecia, Jeff and I are walking downtown SLC in the middle of the night. Alecia and Jeff get to talking and forget about me. They start walking faster and further ahead. I yell at them to get back here because I'm scared. Jeff looks back at me a motion’s me to run. But I'm exhausted and can't run. I yell at them again to slow down. This time they didn't hear me. Next thing I know someone grabs me from behind and puts one hand over my mouth so I can't scream. As this man is dragging me backwards I think to myself of how I can get Jeff's attention and all I could come up with is breathing as loud as I can. Maybe that way he will hear me. 

I woke up with Jeff shacking me saying "Megan are you ok??" I said "yes, I'm fine". I thought you were having an asthma attack. I giggled and said "no, I was having a really bad dream".  I'm not sure if my husband rescued me in the dream but he got me out of the dream and was even better. I was scared the rest of the night and asked Jeff to cuddle me (I need my big strong man to protect me.) Well, we spooned the rest of the night. Something good came out of it, right?

 

The Naughty: This is the dream I don't want to write about and no one is going to make me. I'll just give you some hints and you use your imagination. It evolves Jake Gyllahal, a fast car, me in a sexy black dress and a hotel. I think that says enough. Sorry to the people who were expecting something juicier.

 Since I mentioned my top 5 list I'm going to tell you who has the honor of being on mine.

 1: Jake Gyllenhaal

2:  Michael Vartan

3:  Timothy Olyphant

4:  Gary Allan

5:  I have not found a 5th person yet. I have a very strict criteria for these positions and none meet my standards